What I Eat Turns Into My Body.

Deconstruction Glorifies The Critic, Humiliates The Author, And Makes The Reader Wonder Why He Bothered.

Getting Ready: The Show Girl Scratches Her Breast And Shakes Out Her Feathers.

When Courtesy Fails, Be Nasty, Brutish, And Short.

Never Try To Leap From A Standstill.

Lovers Remain In The Dark, Working Hard To Keep Out Daylight.