What I Absolutely Can't Do Is Just

I Love Djing, And I Love Rocking Out.

I Want To Hold A Cd I Didn't Burn. I Hate Burnt Cds.

I Don't Believe In Organized Religion - I Dealt With Them Hand In Hand, And A Whole Bunch Of Catholic Priests Tried To Molest Me. Telling Me I Was Gay And I Should Go Home With Them And Stuff.

I Feel Like Obama's An Illuminati Puppet.

I Used To Have 30 Different Species Of Tarantulas, As Well As Two Australian Scorpions That Are Considered The Deadliest In The World. If Stung By One, A Person Would Die In 30 Minutes. But When I Had Kids I Had To Get Rid Of Them, Of Course. Those Were Intense!