What Horrible Things Would You Have To

Everyone Hates Clowns," Otis Said. "even Other Clowns Hate Clowns.

You Have A Humming Dodo Bird," I Said Stupidly.

The Taller They Are, The Longer They Fall.

After My Bad Experience As A Kite, I Simply Refused To Go About As A Glowing Sadie-headed Chicken. That’s Fine For Carter, But I Have Standards.

You Will Not Believe Me, But I Am Proud Of Your Strength. Sometimes. . . Sometimes The Only Way I Can Care For My Children Is To Keep My Distance.