What Happens If Your Choice Is Misguided,

Discomfortwear™, Shapewear Designed To Eliminate Rills, Ripples, And Muffin Tops. In Some Cases Known To Eliminate Circulation And Breathing. If You’re Not Uncomfortable, It’s Not Discomfortwear™.

Will You Punish Me Forever?

When She Can't Bring Me To Heal With Scolding, She Bends Me To Shape With Guilt.

No One Had Ever Said Anything Like That To Evie. Her Parents Always Wanted To Advise Or Instruct Or Command. They Were Good People, But They Needed The World To Bend To Them, To Fit Into Their Order Of Things. Evie Had Never Really Quite Fit, And When She Tried, She’d Just Pop Back Out, Like A Doll Squeezed Into A Too-small Box.

You Evah Hear Of A Magic Screw?' I Cough Back A Laugh. 'no. No, Sir.