What Happened To Your Tan?"--fang "it Was

I Offered To Pee On Him, But They Said No

...drifting Downstream In A Row Boat Doesn't Count Against Your Life Span.

A Friend Of Mine Once Defined Love As Finding Someone You Can Talk To Late Into The Night

I'm Pretty Sure That If You Looked Up The Word "nuts" In The Dictionary, You'll Find My Picture. Just Another Fun Feature Of My Mutant-birdkid-freak Package.

In A Manner Of Speaking. As We Intend For You To Found A Dynasty. And That Dynasty Will Rule Society Until It Has Progressed Enough To-" "overthrow The Dynasty In A Revolutionary, Blood Filled Coup!" Iggy Said Eagerly. We All Looked At Him. "just Saying." He Sheepishly Took A Bite Of Cookie.