What, Ebay Isn't Good Enough For Us?

Pain Is A Message, And You Can Choose To Ignore That Message.

Fang And I Searched In Every Way We Could Think Of And Found A Million Institutes Of One Kind Or Another, In Manhattan And Throughout New York State, But None Of Them Seemed Promising. My Favorite? The Institute For Realizing Your Pet's Inner Potential. Anyone Who Can Explain That To Me, Drop A Line.

...drifting Downstream In A Row Boat Doesn't Count Against Your Life Span.

The Trick To Having Obedient, Unquestioning Children Was To Have Death Be The Other Option

Gazzy Called Over To Me "i Can't See Anything!" "i Can't See Anything Either," Iggy Complained. "i'm Rolling My Eyes, Ig." I Had To Tell Him That Because He Couldn't See Me Do It, What With His Blindness And All.