What Doesn't Kill Us Makes Us Funnier.

Failed Relationships Can Be Described As So Much Wasted Make-up.

Medically Speaking, There Is No Such Thing As A Nervous Breakdown. Which Is Very Annoying To Discover When You're Right In The Middle Of One.

It Was Only When The Salt Water Of My Tears Ran Into My Cuts And Made Them Sting That I Discovered I Was Crying.

I Loved Being In My Own Head So Much, It Was Getting Harder And Harder Being With Other People.

Here's How It Is: I Feel Guilty About Every Single Bite Of Food That Goes Into My Mouth.