What Does The Vice President Do?

We Need Leaders Who Will Stand Up For The Little Guy And Listen Once Again.

Common Sense Tells Us That The Government's Attempts To Solve Large Problems More Often Create New Ones. Common Sense Also Tells Us That A Top-down, One-size-fits-all Plan Will Not Improve The Workings Of A Nationwide Health-care System That Accounts For One-sixth Of Our Economy.

That's Right. Obama Didn't Lie To You When He Said, 'if You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It.' Why? Because, You Sillies, You Didn't Really Like The Plan You Chose For Yourselves! No Arguing. Barack Obama Knows Best, And He'll Tell You Whether You Actually Liked Your Insurance Plan Or Not.

If The Election Had Turned Out Differently, I Could Be The One Overseeing The Signing Of Bailout Checks And Vice President Biden Could Be On The Road Selling His Book 'going Rogaine.'

Thanksgiving Is For Real Americans Not Indians. We Founded This Christian Nation. Why If It Wasn’t For The God-fearing Pilgrims, The Natives Would Still Be Running Around In Loin Cloths Shooting At Things With Their Arrows.