What Do You Tell A Man With

Really, When I Write A Book I'm The Only One I Have To Please. That's The Beauty Of Writing A Book Instead Of A Screenplay.

What Do You Tell A Man With Two Black Eyes? Nothing, He's Already Been Told Twice.

I Spent Most Of My Dough On Booze, Broads And Boats And The Rest I Wasted.

I Never See My Bad Guys As Simply Bad. They Want Pretty Much The Same Thing That You And I Want: They Want To Be Happy.

Avoid Prologues: They Can Be ­annoying, Especially A Prologue ­following An Introduction That Comes After A Foreword.