What Do I Look Like? The Wizard

I Tried To Be Diplomatic, But Mostly I Just Lied A Lot.

I Have An Immature, Homer Simpson-like Tendency To Giggle When I Say The Words 'seminal Fluids' In Public.

After Eighteen Years Of Being Utterly Ordinary, I Finally Found That I Can Shine" -bella Swan <3

I Belong Wherever I Want To Be.

It's Healthy To Ditch Class Now And Then." To Be Precise, It Was Healthier For Humans If Vampires Ditched On Days When Human Blood Would Be Spilt.