What Are You, Zen Master Fang?

When You're A Professional You Do Your Job No Matter What Gets In The Way. You Might Take A Sick Day, You Might Take A Personal Day, But Then You Show Back Up Or You Won't Get Paid. Everyone Develops His/her Own Strategy For Dealing With Days That Are Not Productive.

My Bullshit Meter Is Reading That As 'false'.

It Wasn't Enough To Be Kidnapped, I Had To Be Insulted Too.

All The Pictures On The Walls, They All White As Lilies And Smiling Like Alligators.

When I Thought Of Eric With Someone Else, I Wanted To Rip Out All His Beautiful Blonde Hair. By The Roots. In Clumps.