What A Rush It Was To Plunge

I Was At The 1976 Republican Convention In Kansas City. I Was Running 'nobody For President' At The Time. I Printed Up These Press Releases And Handed Them Out To The Crowd At The Kemper Arena. 'nobody Keeps Campaign Promises.' 'nobody Lowers Your Taxes.' 'nobody Should Have That Much Power.' 'nobody Is In Washington Working For You.'

To Let The People Know There Was Life Beyond Shirley Dean, We Decided To Focus On Voter Registration; Each Day I Set Up My Card Table Somewhere In The District, Signed People Up, And Passed Out Noses.

A Clown I Knew Who Was Retiring From Ringling Brothers Gave Me His Giant Shoes, And Somebody Else Made Me A Clown Suit.

Laughter Is The Valve On The Pressure Cooker Of Life.

And I Also Thought That Richard Nixon Was The Greatest Political Education We Have Ever Had, But It Looks Like We Need To Relearn Them Again.