What A Pity, When Christopher Colombus Discovered

He Couldn't See A Belt Without Hitting Below It.

[on Austen Chamberlain:] He Is More Loyal To His Friends Than To His Convictions.

Although I Am Not Stupid, The Mathematical Side Of My Brain Is Like Dumb Notes Upon A Damaged Piano.

Till I See Money Spent On The Betterment Of Man Instead Of On His Idleness And Destruction, I Shall Not Believe In Any Perfect Form Of Government.

Rumor Is Untraceable, Incalculable, And Infectious.