We've All Made Bad Decisions, But They

You Have To Take The Horror Seriously But There's Gags Aplenty. Most People, When They Do Horror It's Just Grim.

Too Many Actors Are Trying To Be Cool: They're Trying To Do It With Their Hair, Trying To Do It With The Color, Trying To Do It With Clothes, Or Some Bullshit Attitude You're Either Cool Or You're Not, That Is My Theory. If You Have To Try, It Is Too Late.

You Have To Have Horror That Is Entertaining, Where You Can Laugh. Most People Don't Want You To Laugh At Horror. They Just Want You To Just Be Disgusted And Terrified.

I'll Do More Than The Average Actor, But I'm Smart Enough To Know Why Stunt Guys Exist.

Such Is An Actor's Life. We Must Ride The Waves Of Every Film, Barfing Occasionally, Yet Maintain Our Dignity, Even As The Bulk Of Our Herculean Efforts Are Keel-hauled Before Our Very Eyes.