Westerns Pop Up Every So Often, Everybody

You Can't Get A Movie Made Without A Script; It's The Blueprint To Your Building.

Such Is An Actor's Life. We Must Ride The Waves Of Every Film, Barfing Occasionally, Yet Maintain Our Dignity, Even As The Bulk Of Our Herculean Efforts Are Keel-hauled Before Our Very Eyes.

Funny Stories On Set - There Are Thousands Of Them, But They Are Only Funny To The People Who Were On The Movies. You Start To Have Inside Jokes And Gallows Humor. You Have All Kinds Of Things You Laugh At, But As Soon As You Tell Somebody, The Joke Falls Flat Because They Don't Know The Context Of It.

We Make Our Own Problems Every Time. Everything That We Complain About Is Something We Can Solve.

I'll Do More Than The Average Actor, But I'm Smart Enough To Know Why Stunt Guys Exist.