Western Man Is Schizophrenic.

If There Was A Little Room Somewhere In The British Museum That Contained Only About Twenty Exhibits And Good Lighting, Easy Chairs, And A Notice Imploring You To Smoke, I Believe I Should Become A Museum Man.

Depending Upon Shock Tactics Is Easy, Whereas Writing A Good Play Is Difficult. Pubic Hair Is No Substitute For Wit.

In Spite Of Recent Jazzed-up One-day Matches, Cricket To Be Fully Appreciated Demands Leisure, Some Sunny Warm Days And An Understanding Of Its Finer Points.

We Must Beware The Revenge Of The Starved Senses, The Embittered Animal In Its Prison.

I'm In The Business Of Providing People With Secondary Satisfactions. It Wouldn't Have Done Me Much Good If They Had All Written Their Own Plays, Would It?