We're Not Meant To Be Parents When

I'm Never Going To Get Married Again. Three Strikes, You're Out. I Think If I Would Try To Get Married Again In California, I Have To Go To Prison, Don't I? I Think You Only Get Three.

Once You Get Away From Wanting To Get Paid, You Can Actually Say Some True Things.

I Was Raised On Government Cheese. As An Adult, In My First Marriage, My Husband And I Worked Real Hard Just To Go Bankrupt. I Happened To Write Some Jokes About It. I Did Real Well For Myself.

I'm So Much More Famous Than I Am Financially Successful.

The Quickest Way To A Man's Heart Is Through His Chest.