We're Mexican Not Mexican't!

If Laughter Is The Best Medicine, I Promise To Continue To Make You Laugh As My Wife And I Work Together With The National Kidney Foundation To Save Lives.

I Spend A Lot Of Time Alone And My Wife Understands That I Need To Be Alone. I Enjoy Being Alone. But I'm Never Lonely.

I've Gotten In Trouble With Every Race You Can Imagine.

One Time, I Was So Hungry, I Ate The Beans In A Bean Bag Chair.

I Actually Graze At Several Of The Homes While Im Playing. There A Lot Of Food Going On. I Drink And Eat And Use The Restrooms In A Lot Of The Houses. What Better Way To Really Get Closer To The Fans Than To Steal Their Soap From The Restrooms As They Allow You To Enter Their Homes?