We're Living In Post-nuance Online Times.

Twitter Wanted To Become A More Egalitarian Justice System, But Instead It Became A Draconian One.

As I Glanced At The Phraseology Of The Research Report, Dull And Unfathomable To Outsiders Like Me, I Thought That If You Have The Ambition To Become A Villain, The First Thing You Should Do Is Learn To Be Impenetrable. Don’t Act Like Blofeld—monocled And Ostentatious. We Journalists Love Writing About Eccentrics. We Hate Writing About Impenetrable, Boring People. It Makes Us Look Bad: The Duller The Interviewee, The Duller The Prose. If You Want To Get Away With Wielding True, Malevolent Power, Be Boring.

My Paranoia Never Ends, But I Haven't Been Paranoid About Being Spied On My Shadowy Forces For Some Time Now.

My Ideal World Was The Early Days Of Twitter, Where Everyone Was Curious About Each Other And Everyone Saw It As Kind Of A Window Into People's Lives Where We Could Be Compassionate And Curious And Empathetic And We Could Tell Each Other Secrets.

My Worryingly Paradoxical Thought Process Could Be Summarized Thus: Thank God I Don't Believe In The Secret Rulers Of The World. Imagine What The Secret Rulers Of The World Might Do To Me If I Did!