We're Like A Gardener With A Hose

A Lot Of Times, We're Just Sold These Movies That Are Really Cynically Conceived And Marketed, And They Just Want You There Opening Weekend, Before Everybody Finds Out It's Not So Good.

I'll Say This, And This Has Nothing To Do With Gender Or Sexuality: You Do Not Want To Get Licked In The Face Repeatedly By Another Human Being. You Just Don't. It's Not Pleasant.

All Of The Things I Used To Obsess Over, I'm No Longer As Obsessed With. I Have New Concerns But They're A Little More Existential Or Cosmic.

I Haven't Left The House Without A Packet Of Kleenex In My Back Pocket For As Long As I Can Remember. Whenever I Start Thinking I'm Incredibly Cool, The Packet Of Kleenex In My Back Pocket Brings Me Right Back Down To Earth.

I Think The Word 'earnest' Kind Of Has A Negative Connotation On Some Level. I Think One Of The Things That's Happened Is That Being Cynical Is Somehow Conflated With Being Sophisticated. I Think That's Problematic, To Say The Least.