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My Advice Is Keep Your Lips Away From The Spinning Things.

There Are Women Who Are Wishing That They Were That Piece Of Tape Right Now.

Audiences Of Critical Thinkers Are My Favorite Kinds Of Audiences. There Are Jokes I Tell In The Show That Don't Get Laughs Unless I Am In Front Of An Audience Of Critical Thinkers. Put Me In Front Of A Crowd Of Science Teachers Or Astronauts! The Guileless Aren't Our Audience - It's The Critical Thinkers We Love.

How Hard Can It Be To Blow Up A Room Full Of Gasoline?!

There's Few Things That Get You Over Your Own Crap More Than Working Hard.