We're All Going To Die. While I'm

We're Teaching Our Kids That Attributes As Vague And Relatively Meaningless As A Toothy Smile Or A Fine Head Of Hair Make A Fine Statement About A Person.

I Think God Is A Pretty Fair Guy, So Tithing Is A Pretty Fair Process.

The Other Day At A Drive-through, I Reminded The Teenage Girl Serving Me That She Forgot My Drinks. She Looked At Me, Hissed, Rolled Her Eyes, And Then Took Her Sweet Time Getting Me The Sodas.

Why The Hell Do We Make Such A Big Deal Out Of Things That Shouldn't Be A Big Deal?

We Forget The Little Things, So It's No Wonder Some Of Us Screw Up The Big Things.