Well Then I'd Certainly Be A Damned

There Is No Disappointment So Numbing...as Someone No Better Than You Achieving More.

You're An Intelligent Person Of Great Moral Character Who Has Taken A Very Courageous Stand. I'm An Intelligent Person With No Moral Character At All, So I'm In An Ideal Position To Appreciate It.

I Had Examined Myself Pretty Thoroughly And Discovered That I Was Unfit For Military Service.

How Much Reverence Can You Have For A Supreme Being Who Finds It Necessary To Include Such Phenomena As Phlegm And Tooth Decay In His Divine System Of Creation? What In The World Was Running Through That Warped, Evil, Scatological Mind Of His When He Robbed Old People Of The Power To Control Their Bowel Movements?

...[a]nything Worth Dying For ... Is Certainly Worth Living For.