Well, The Good Lord And Good Luck

I'll Promise To Go Easier On Drinking And To Get To Bed Earlier, But Not For You, Fifty Thousand Dollars, Or Two-hundred And Fifty Thousand Dollars Will I Give Up Women. They're Too Much Fun.

As Soon As I Got Out There I Felt A Strange Relationship With The Pitcher's Mound. It Was As If I'd Been Born Out There. Pitching Just Felt Like The Most Natural Thing In The World. Striking Out Batters Was Easy.

Life Is A Game Like Any Other; We Just Don't Take It As Seriously.

All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts To Feel As If All The Baselines Run Uphill.

Baseball Changes Through The Years. It Gets Milder.