Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To

I Get As Much Fun As The Next Man From Whaling The Ball As Hard As I Can And Catching It Squarely On The Button. But From Sad Experience I Learned Not To Try This In A Round That Meant Anything.

No Putt Is Too Short To Be Despised.

Bad Putting Is Due More To The Effect The Green Has Upon The Player Than It Has Upon The Action Of The Ball.

Golf Is The Closest Game To The Game We Call Life. You Get Bad Breaks From Good Shots; You Get Good Breaks From Bad Shots - But You Have To Play The Ball Where It Lies.

One Reason Golf Is Such An Exasperating Game Is That A Thing We Learned Is So Easily Forgotten, And We Find Ourselves Struggling Year After Year With Faults We Had Discovered And Corrected Time And Again.