Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To

I Got An Extra Hour's Nap.

He [the Golfer] Must Have The Courage To Keep Trying In The Face Of Ill Luck Or Disappointment, And Timidity To Appreciate And Appraise The Dangers Of Each Stroke, And To Curb The Desire To Take Chances Beyond Reasonable Hope Of Success.

Golf Is Like Eating Peanuts. You Can Play Too Much Or Play Too Little.

In Golf, The Customs And Etiquette And Decorum Are As Important As The Rules Of Play.

Well, I'm Glad We Don't Have To Play In The Shade.