Well, I'm British. I'm Proud To Be

The Ability To Last More Than Six Minutes - Isn't That What All Men Want?

I Can Do The Equivalent Of 150 Miles Per Hour And Not Get Stopped. I Could Quite Happily Pursue People Down The Motorway In My Helicopter.

I Can Find Every Jacket Under The Sun That I Like. But I Cannot Find Trousers Cut The Way I Want Them. They're All Really Tight At The Bottom. Nobody Does A Boot Cut On A Trouser Leg. It Drives Me Crazy.

I'm 41 Now And The Right Knee Has Got A Bit Of A Twinge In It. I Get About The Stage A Little Less Now.

I'm Very Used To Stages And Dressing Rooms. And Dare I Say It, Much As I Like Being At Home, I Love The Buzz Of A New Hotel Room.