Well, I'm A Catholic By Birth And

Yes I Have Had A Tan, Actually. I Went To Los Angeles And Got One There, But It Didn't Make It Back To Britain. You're Not Allowed To Come Through Customs With A Tan.

I Was Quite Advanced When I Was At School, And When I Left School It Seemed That All These Really Oafish Clods From School Were Making Tremendous Progress And Had Wonderfully Large Cars And Lots Of Money, And I Seemed To Be Constantly Waiting For A Bus That Never Came.

Life Is A Very Serious Business For The Simple Reason That Nobody Dies Laughing.

I Find Shoes Difficult To Be Ethical About.

Denmark Is Sadly A Hellish Place If You Happen To Be A Pig, But The Brioche And Fruits That Tower On The Table Before Me Have Me Hastily Attaching A Feedbag.