Well, I Think We Tried Very Hard

There Are Two Of Them Up Here.

People Love Conspiracy Theories.

Lindsay Lohan Isn't A Dj, But Because Of Her Celebrity Power She Can Do A Gig Somewhere, Put Her Name On A Flyer, And She'll Probably Bring In More People And Make More Money Than I Ever Will.

It Never Hurts To Have Friends Around, So That's Why You'd Form A Crew.

Technology Makes Good Dj's Better, But Also Allows Your Average Person To Think They're A Dj, And Unfortunately There's No Checks And Balances About People Making It A Career.