Well, Do A Good Day's Work And

I Am Proud Of Being A Southerner. I Wasn't About To Let Southerners On My Show Be Stupid Or Aw-shuckses Who Just Sit On The Front Porch And Spit In The Yard. I Wasn't About To Do That, And I Made That Very Clear From The Start. I Was Kind Of The Gate-keeper On That Stuff.

You Know When You're Young You Think You Will Always Be. As You Become More Fragile, You Reflect And You Realize How Much Comfort Can Come From The Past. Hymns Can Carry You Into The Future.

Whether A Man Is Guilty Or Innocent, We Have To Find That Out By Due Process Of Law.

I'm Not Really Wise. But I Can Be Cranky.

When A Man Carries A Gun All The Time, The Respect He Thinks He's Getting Might Really Be Fear. So I Don't Carry A Gun Because I Don't Want The People Of Mayberry To Fear A Gun. I'd Rather They Respect Me.