Welcome To The 77th And Last Oscars.

When You Make Drama You Are Like Picasso. Drama Is Whatever You Want It To Be.

Men Lie The Most. Men Lie All The Time.

Carol Leifer Is Funny, Really Funny.

I Want To Really Take Chances. I Want To Be Funny In A Lot Of Different Ways. I'd Like To Be Great. I Want To Reach For Greatness.

The Government Doesn't Want You To Use Your Drugs, They Want You To Use Their Drugs.