Welcome To The Church Of Me.

You Make Me Feel Like A Candy Apple, Red And Horny.

I Like Women Who Can Throw A Ball And Laugh Loud And Have Some Spine, And I Like Men Who Don't Mind Cooking Dinner.

Feminists Were Psyched That I Had Armpit Hair

But Looking Back, The Fact Was That I Had A Couple Of Big Hits Too Quickly And It Was Simply Too Much For An Introvert Like Me To Handle.

I'd Love To Act. I Feel That It's Another Naked, Mysterious Challenge, Like Jazz. It Kind Of Intrigues Me In The Same Way.