I'm Fond Of Human Beings, But Only

To Those Who Ask If I Have Read Their Book, I Reply: I Have Not Yet Read Homer.

The Advantage Of Love At First Sight Is That It Delays A Second Sight.

Being Bilingual Is Like Having A Wife And A Mistress. One Can Never Be Sure Of Either.

It Is Time For Dead Languages To Keep Quiet.

What Makes Bad Writers So Annoying Is Their Good Passages.