We Went To High School Together; He

All Of The Sudden People Say, "she's Got Tits And Legs And Blond Hair. Let's Talk To Her!" I've Been Paying Dues For Years In Modeling. Not Only That, It Took A Month And A Half Of Chuck Russell, The Mask's Director, And Jim Carrey Trying To Get New Line To Say O.k. On Me. I Didn't Sleep; I Had An Ulcer. Of Course, When People Talk Of Paying Their Dues, They Mean Years Of Going To Acting School And Auditionin.

We Went To High School Together; He Was A Year Older Than Me. I Remember Him There . . . He Was Very Tall And Skinny, Wore Lots Of Ponytails In His Head, And I'm Pretty Sure I Bought Weed From Him. I Had To Have.

I Love Shirley Maclaine, Love That Woman.

I Think Humor Is The Best Gift, And If You Can't Laugh At Yourself, Who Can You Laugh At?

I'm Like Every Other Woman: A Closet Full Of Clothes, But Nothing To Wear: So I Wear Jeans.