We Want To Get People Laughing; We

I Make People Laugh For A Living. I Believe I Can Say Objectively That What I Do I Do As Well As Anybody. Just Say I'm One Of The Best Broken Field Runners That Ever Lived. For 35 Years I Was A Cult Hero, An Underground Funny.

As Far As Songwriters, I've Always Been A Fan Of Irving Berlin, Cole Porter, And George Gershwin; Those Guys Mean A Lot To Me.

We Want To Get People Laughing; We Don't Want To Offend Anybody.

I Don't Think In Terms Of Results At All. I Think: What Next Insanity Can I Shock The World With?

If God Wanted Us To Fly, He Would Have Given Us Tickets.