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To Every Complex Question There Is A Simple Answer And It Is Wrong.

Philadelphia Is The Most Pecksniffian Of American Cities, And Thus Probably Leads The World.

Next To The Semi-colon, Quotation Marks Seem To Be The Chief Butts Of Reformatory Ardor.

One May No More Live In The World Without Picking Up The Moral Prejudices Of The World Than One Will Be Able To Go To Hell Without Perspiring.

A Prohibitionist Is The Sort Of Man One Couldn't Care To Drink With, Even If He Drank.