We Should Thank God For Beer And

Cleanliness Is Not Next To Godliness Nowadays, For Cleanliness Is Made An Essential And Godliness Is Regarded As An Offence.

There Is No Bigot Like The Atheist.

It Is One Thing To Describe An Interview With A Gorgon Or A Griffin, A Creature Who Does Not Exist. It Is Another Thing To Discover That The Rhinoceros Does Exist And Then Take Pleasure In The Fact That He Looks As If He Didn't.

Modern Intelligence Won't Accept Anything On Authority. But It Will Accept Anything Without Authority.

If The Apple Hit Newton’s Nose, Newton’s Nose Hit The Apple.