We´re Two, Two For Everything, For Love,

As Is Well Known, All Collectors Are Prepared To Steal Or Murder If It Is A Question Of Getting Another Piece For Their Collection; But This Does Not Lower Their Moral Character In The Least.

A Guy Wanted The Vet To Cut His Dog's Tail Off. The Vet Asked Why. Well, My Mother In Law Is Visiting Next Month And I Want To Eliminate Any Possible Indication That She Is Welcome.

It Suddenly Occurred To Me That Every Move On The Chessboard Is Old And Has Been Played By Somebody At Some Time. Maybe Our Own History Has Been Played Out By Somebody At Some Time, And We Just Move Our Pieces About In The Same Moves To Strike In The Same Way As People Have Always Done.

Socialism Is Good When It Comes To Wages, But It Tells Me Nothing When It Comes To Other Questions In Life That Are More Private And Painful, For Which I Must Seek Answers Elsewhere.

Among Human Beings, A Cat Is Merely A Cat; Among Cats, A Cat Is A Prowling Shadow In A Jungle.