We Movie Stars All End Up By

I'd Luv To Kiss Ya, But I Just Washed My Hair.

Once The Love Bug Wears Off, As It Inevitably Does, You Are Shocked To Discover That You Really Didn't Know The Object Of Your Affections At All. We Know This To Be So, Even As We Repeat The Same Mistake Over And Over And Over.

Being Called Very, Very Difficult Is The Beginning Of Success. Until You're Called Very, Very Difficult You're Really Nobody At All.

A Sure Way To Lose Happiness, I Found, Is To Want It At The Expense Of Everything Else.

If You Want A Thing Done Well, Get A Couple Of Old Broads To Do It.