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I've Always Kind Of Ripped From Real Life To Some Degree Or At Least How I'm Feeling In The Moment. In Fact, Maybe That's Really It. In Anything I've Ever Written, All The Characters Sound Like Me, Which I Don't Think Is A Bad Thing.

Haven't Two Hundred Years Of Failed Missionary Work Overseas Taught Anybody Anything? You Can't Convert People To Anything - Whether Religion, Or Something As Inane As Our Flicks.

I Made A Deal With Myself That Whenever I Smoke Weed, I Have To Be Doing Something Productive: Writing, Recording, Cutting A Podcast, Editing, Etc.

I Try Never To Worry In General. Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man – And Not By Instilling In Me A Sense Of Machismo Or An Agenda Of Dominance. He Taught Me That A Real Man Doesn’t Take, He Gives; He Doesn’t Use Force, He Uses Logic; Doesn’t Play The Role Of Trouble-maker, But Rather, Trouble-shooter; And Most Importantly, A Real Man Is Defined By What’s In His Heart, Not His Pants.