We Live In A World Where Losing

If I Ever Lose A Role Because Of My Tattoos, I'll Quit Hollywood And Go To Work At Costco.

I Don't Want To Open My Mouth Or Speak Anymore, Because Everything I Say Becomes Scandalous. It Wears You Out.

What Distracts Me From My Reality Is Bigfoot. They Are My Celebrities.

I Could See Myself In A Relationship With A Girl - Olivia Wilde Is So Sexy She Makes Me Want To Strangle A Mountain Ox With My Bare Hands. She’s Mesmerizing.

I've Done One Movie. And It's Not A Movie I Want To Stand On As Far As Acting Ability Goes. I Mean, I'm Not Going To Win An Oscar Anytime Soon. I'm Not Meryl Streep.