We Live In A Time Where There's

I Am So Spoiled. I Cannot Watch A Show Where It Gets Interrupted For Ads. I Have To Tivo It And Skip Through The Ads, Because The Culture Of Advertising Is So False And Phony That I Just... Ugh, You Know?

Vampires Are Total Sexual Metaphors; There's Just No Way Around That.

I Felt Pride, Wonderful Pride, When I Was Captain. It Was An Honour To Take Over From Labby. Anybody Who Has Ever Captained A Big Club, Which Everton Are, Will Tell You It's A Great Honour.

Racism Is Ridiculous No Matter Where It's Coming From.

Not Everything Is Going To Be Successful. To Strive For That Is Really Naive. You Just Do The Best You Can Do.