We Laugh, That We May Not Cry.

An Actress Should Never, Ever, Be Asked To Run Beside A Van In Red Disco Boots For More Than About Half A Block, And Then Only If Her Child Is Being Kidnapped.

Nothing Could Be More Boring Than An Absolutely Accurate Movie About The Law.

It's Hard To Explain The Fun To Be Found In Seeing The Right Kind Of Bad Movie.

Teenagers Used To Go To The Movies To See Adults Having Sex. Today Adults Go To The Movies To See Teenagers Having Sex.

I Stopped Taking Notes On My Palm Pilot And Started Playing The Little Chess Game.