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It Is Straightforward — And Never Mind, For Now, About Plagues And Famines: If God Existed, And If He Cared For Humankind, He Would Never Have Given Us Religion.

Tremendous Interest In The Superficial Is Very Characteristic Of Cultures In Decline.

Sex Was Like Disneyland To Her: An Allotment Of Organized Wonders And Legal Mischief.

Standing In The Nordic Nook Of The Kitchen, I Can Gaze Down At The Flimsy-limbed Joggers Heading South Towards The Park. It's Nearly As Bad As New York. Some Of These Gasping Fatsos, These Too-little-too-late Artists, They Look As Though They're Running Up Rising Ground, Climbing Ground. My Generation, We Started All This. Before, Everyone Was Presumably Content To Feel Like Death The Whole Time. Now They Want To Feel Terrific For Ever.

I'm Afraid The Negative Things Are Always The Great Subjects. Failure Is Much More Interesting Than Success.