We Give Scholarships To High School Kids

If I Have One More Facelift I'll Have A Beard!

I Wake Up With New Dreams Every Day. So The More I Can Do To Channel That Into Things That I Love To Create Is Healthier For Me And Probably For Everybody Around Me. And The Older I Get, The Earlier I Get Up. The Second My Feet Hit The Floor, I'm Awake. I'm Like Hurry, Hurry. I Just Love Life. And I Feel Like We Ain't Got But A Certain Amount Of Time Anyway. I Want To Make The Most Of All Of It.

I Do Have A Lot Of Gays In My Family Now, But Some Will Never Come Out.

I Am Amazed At The Response Of My Being On The Show. Everywhere I Go, Every Young Person Points At Me And Says "hi, Aunt Dolly." Or "are You Aunt Dolly?" I Love Doing The Show And I Love Miley And Billy Ray [cyrus]. I Am Proud To Be Her Honorary Godmother.

When I Was With Andy Warhol, I Thought, 'god, His Wig Looks Cheaper Than Mine!'