We Die Only Once, And For Such

We Should Look Long And Carefully At Ourselves Before We Pass Judgement On Others.

The General Public Is Easy. You Don't Have To Answer To Anyone; And As Long As You Follow The Rules Of Your Profession, You Needn't Worry About The Consequences. But The Problem With The Powerful And Rich Is That When They Are Sick, They Really Want Their Doctors To Cure Them.

The Impromptu Reply Is Precisely The Touchstone Of The Man Of Wit.

Wives Rarely Fuss About Their Beauty To Guarantee Their Mate's Affection.

I Prefer An Interesting Vice To A Virtue That Bores.