We Celebrities Are Desperate Pigs.

The Secret Truth Of 'celebrity Apprentice' Is That It Isn't Very Hard... 'celebrity Apprentice' Is Easy Like Junior High Is Easy. All The Arithmetic, The Creative Writing And The History Are Super Simple, But Like Junior High, You Do That Easy Work Surrounded By People Who Are Full-tilt, Hormone-raging Bug Nutty.

If You Are Doing Something For Reward Or Punishment, You Do Not Have Morality.

Love And Respect All People. Hate And Destroy All Faith.

It Wasn't Success, Because Teller And I, By The Time Asparagus Valley Got Together - Within A Year, We Had Achieved All Our Goals. I Mean, Our Goal Was To Earn Our Living Doing Exactly What We Wanted. Which Is Many People's Goal.

Part Of The Experience Of Being Entertained Is Sitting Back And Plugging Into Someone Else's Vision.