We Celebrities Are Desperate Pigs.

Much Better Than The Feeling Of Having Things Is The Feeling Of Having Earned Things.

The Only Place We Were Really Told To Tone It Down - Where Other People Would Use The Word Censorship, But I Wouldn't - Was When We Did Mtv Right After The Beavis And Butt-head Thing.

It Is Really Funny To See People That You Know Acting Unpleasantly Just Because There Are Tv Cameras On.

My Whole Family Is Missing That Sports Gene. I Hope I Didn't Screw That Up By Marrying A Great Golfer.

One Of The Things That Teller And I Are Obsessed With, One Of The Reasons That We're In Magic, Is The Difference Between Fantasy And Reality.