Life Is Too Short To Work So

My Friends, When I Was Young, Were Always Older Than I Was, And I've Always Liked Them. And I Love Old Men And Old Ladies, Really. But I've Known More Elderly Men, Like Max Beerbohm, Like Beranard Berenson, Like Somerset Maugham, Winston Churchill-i'd Put Him First, Anyway-what They Say Is So Wise And So Good. They Know What They're Talking About.

I Will Not Be Ignored.

I Was Sent Successively To Schools In France, Italy And Bavaria, And This Erratic Education Was A Great Help Afterwards.

Every Single Night I'm Nervous. You Never Know How The Audience Is Going To React.

Comedy Is Much More Difficult Than Tragedy-and A Much Better Training, I Think. It's Much Easier To Make People Cry Than To Make Them Laugh.