We Can Be Anybody We Wanna Be.

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Even When I Was Really Young, I Hated Doing Commercials, Because I Would Say, "that's Not Real Acting." And It's Not. It's Embarrassing What They Make Little Kids Do In Commercials.

Bikes Are Clearly A Superior Form Of Transportation When It Comes To Just Simple Getting Around. A Car Makes Sense If You Need To Carry A Bunch Of Stuff.

Most Scripts Are Bad. I Read A Lot Of Them.

Making Little Videos That You Know Are Going To Be On Tiny Windows Is A Whole Different Thing. I Don't Know What It's Going To Lead To Necessarily, But It's Certainly Fun.