We Are The First Nation In The

The French Couldn't Hate Us Any More Unless We Helped 'em Out In Another War.

There Is Two Types Of Larceny, Petty And Grand. They Are Supposed To Be The Same In The Eyes Of The Law, But Judges Always Put A Little Extra On You For Petty, Which Is Kind Of A Fine For Stupidness.

I Can Remember Way Back When A Liberal Was One Who Was Generous With His Money.

There Is One Guaranteed Formula For Failure, And That Is To Try To Please Everyone.

There's The One Thing No Nation Can Ever Accuse Us Of And That Is Secret Diplomacy. Our Foreign Are An Open Book, Generally A Check Book.