We Are Irritated By Rascals, Intolerant Of

As We Are Human, We Can't Do What We Can't Do; As We're Neurotic, We Can't Do What We Can.

The Only Mothers It Is Safe To Forget On Mother's Day Are The Good Ones.

When Threatened, The First Thing A Democracy Gives Up Is Democracy.

If You're A Gifted Flirt, Talking About The Price Of Eggs Will Do As Well As Any Other Subject.

A Good Executive Is One Who Makes People Contentedly Settle For Less Than They Meant To Get, In Return For More Than They Meant To Give.